An ode to all who attend law school, just to keep you in check (and, possibly, to explain why I sometimes find it hard to make friends).
Dear Obnoxious Law Student [sitting outside of Starbucks,]
You aren't. That. Smart.
Your absolute lack of humility is not attractive.
Even the strawberry blond with tube socks
Sitting in front of you
Is not impressed by your venti chai tea and your "big-boy" SAT words.
Your Albert Einstein tuft of hair waving around flagrantly at the tip of your head
Is nowhere near as endearing as Alfalfa's.
If we meet one day, please let's talk about something other than Law and Order
Maybe I'd enjoy your presence then.
Regards,
Another Obnoxious Law Student
